1070 01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:00,115 Super-dooper. 1071 01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:04,279 If you were sensible, do you know what you'd do? 1072 01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:06,272 I'd go home to Jaligny. 1073 01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:08,715 I've been told that already, but I don't want to. 1074 01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:10,996 I want something to happen to me first. 1075 01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:15,598 But something HAS happened, Goubi! 1076 01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:19,433 - What was that? - Well... ME! 1077 01:09:20,021 --> 01:09:22,251 Aren't I something? 1078 01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:25,009 So you are! 1079 01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:29,431 Would you like to have dinner at my place tomorrow? 1080 01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,557 - Aren't you cold? - It's OK. 1081 01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:34,154 I won't give you my address... you'd only lose it. 1082 01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:37,790 Don't go to the Mimosa... I'm not there any more... 1083 01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:40,958 ...ever. 1084 01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:43,393 I'll meet you at 6... 1085 01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:45,431 ...in front of St Eustache's. 1086 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,035 The church? 1087 01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:49,028 Of course! 1088 01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:56,714 What are you laughing at? 1089 01:09:56,920 --> 01:10:00,117 Because you don't do things by half! 1090 01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:02,589 See you then. 1091 01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:36,192 You lost him again?! 1092 01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:38,516 You really are a stupid pair of bastards.. 1093 01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:40,597 The country will judge you! 1094 01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:49,555 There's the idiot who's making up the loss. 1095 01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:55,116 - There could be a way. - Yes, perhaps. 1096 01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:57,396 There are 79 living in the village. 1097 01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:00,234 78, because of you. 1098 01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:03,079 So we all go up to Fontainebleau... 1099 01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:06,630 ...we scour the forest and capture the idiot. 1100 01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:08,558 I'm a veteran... 1101 01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:10,870 ...socialist activist and barkeeper. 1102 01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:13,190 I've heard some stupid things in my time... 1103 01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:15,430 but never THAT stupid! 1104 01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:40,070 Are you too good now to cruise for your clients? 1105 01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:46,793 Why don't you go jump in the lake. 1106 01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:42,113 Come and see. 1107 01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:43,349 Here. 1108 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,228 What do you think of it? 1109 01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:56,192 Funny. 1110 01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:58,920 Well I know it's not the countryside. 1111 01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:02,270 Do you eat any of this weird stuff? 1112 01:13:02,440 --> 01:13:04,396 Are you crazy? 1113 01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:06,238 These are precious. 1114 01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,914 If I want something for a salad, I buy it. 1115 01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:12,352 That's probably better. 1116 01:13:12,560 --> 01:13:15,552 I buy the soil in little plastic bags. 1117 01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:17,358 What do you think of it? 1118 01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:20,154 I wouldn't like to be buried in it. 1119 01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:22,276 You're hard to please. 1120 01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:26,310 Earth is not something to joke about. 1121 01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:28,513 It's serious. 1122 01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:32,438 It's made me sweat for 30 years. 1123 01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:35,390 I've dug it with both hands. 1124 01:13:35,880 --> 01:13:37,711 I've wept over it. 1125 01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:39,996 I've slept on it 1126 01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:41,798 I know it. 1127 01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:45,988 I know where it belongs... and that's not in little pots. 1128 01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:49,309 Maybe you're right. 1129 01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:52,796 Now let me show you my farmyard. 1130 01:13:56,560 --> 01:13:58,915 My rabbit hutch. 1131 01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:01,312 My chicken coop. 1132 01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:03,591 Now... follow me... 1133 01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:09,552 That's wash house. 1134 01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:11,756 And it's for you. 1135 01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:14,311 Come on now... 1136 01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:17,431 You can come out when you're clean. 1137 01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:21,713 You've got soap, shampoo, toothpaste, razor, brushes. 1138 01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:23,791 And then you'll put this on. 1139 01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:26,155 I bought it for you this morning at Saint-Marc. 1140 01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:55,354 So... 1141 01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:58,150 Everything okay? 1142 01:14:59,440 --> 01:15:01,032 If this is what it's like to take a bath... 1143 01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:04,670 I can see why some people do it every day. 1144 01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:11,399 It's magnificent. 1145 01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:14,114 That's the word... magnificent. 1146 01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:21,272 Truly magnificent. 1147 01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:36,510 Well, well, well! 1148 01:15:37,960 --> 01:15:39,678 That's tops! 1149 01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:43,395 You're almost handsome! 1150 01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:08,719 I'd hate to dirty my beautiful clothes. 1151 01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:12,557 Don't worry, I bought you one to eat in and one to go out in. 1152 01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:19,439 - Still want to go home to the country? - No, I can't anymore. 1153 01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:20,914 Why not? 1154 01:16:22,280 --> 01:16:23,554 So I can see more of you. 1155 01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:25,159 Don't you miss it a bit? 1156 01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:26,995 No. 1157 01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:29,071 I've got a new suit... 1158 01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:30,992 I eat on a tablecloth... 1159 01:16:31,960 --> 01:16:35,236 I bath when I want. I don't miss anything. 1160 01:16:35,440 --> 01:16:38,830 - I slept in an attic. - Here in a cellar. 1161 01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:44,194 The thing is, if you're there, it's no longer a cellar... 1162 01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:46,032 It's "Jaligny Castle". 1163 01:16:56,640 --> 01:16:58,039 Tell me... 1164 01:17:00,440 --> 01:17:03,352 Are there ever any farms for sale around there? 1165 01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:06,559 - You'd want to buy one? - Yes. 1166 01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:10,551 Don't worry about it. It's only nylon. 1167 01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:12,990 So... Is there, or isn't there? 1168 01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:14,599 There is. 1169 01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:18,235 'Les Agroulets', it's called. 1170 01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:20,273 What's it like? 1171 01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:25,110 Well, Les Agroulets is... 1172 01:18:06,120 --> 01:18:07,633 It's beautiful. 1173 01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:11,149 Is it really as beautiful as that? 1174 01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:15,230 It's even more beautiful than that. 1175 01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:18,759 But that takes money, eh? 1176 01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:21,349 More than you would have, my poor Mme La Fleur. 1177 01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:23,516 Your "poor Mme La Fleur"?! 1178 01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:27,593 I didn't freeze my tootsies for 10 years on Virtue St. to hear that! 1179 01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:30,399 Mme La Fleur's virginity is deposited in the bank! 1180 01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:31,635 That's enough? 1181 01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:34,676 As well as that, I own this place. 1182 01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:36,990 Add to that 3 rooms that I rent 1183 01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:39,355 at top rates to some phony beatniks. 1184 01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:44,076 Also a cottage in Buttes-Chaumont that I got from one of my clients. 1185 01:18:44,240 --> 01:18:46,879 I paid him off on the instalment plan... 1186 01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:50,312 - Do you know what I mean? - No. 1187 01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:51,953 Doesn't matter. 1188 01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:56,033 A former inspector of finances, 72 years old. 1189 01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:59,556 He came to me every day for 3 months, the greedy pig... 1190 01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:01,358 ...to take his payments. 1191 01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:04,313 Now he's in hospital... 1192 01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:06,192 ...eating baby-food. 1193 01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:13,590 Supposing you bought Les Agroulets... 1194 01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:16,358 ...what would you do with it? 1195 01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:19,950 A bowling or camping ground? 1196 01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:22,156 It'd be a case of deciding the best use for it... 1197 01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:24,834 ...along with you, if you were agreeable. 1198 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:27,036 Goodness me! 1199 01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:29,509 That's smart. 1200 01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:31,791 Great idea. 1201 01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:33,992 Tomorrow we'll do the mushrooms. 1202 01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:36,355 In the evening, I'll take the train to Jaligny. 1203 01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:38,073 I'll see the estate agent... 1204 01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:40,595 ...and if I like your Agroulets... 1205 01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:42,239 I'll buy it. 1206 01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:45,073 So here's to proprietors! 1207 01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:46,829 No... 1208 01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:49,830 Here's to the proprietress! 1209 01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:51,958 It's not the same. 1210 01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:55,039 It is the same, because she'd be your wife. 1211 01:19:57,080 --> 01:19:59,799 It's not nice for you to make fun of me. 1212 01:19:59,960 --> 01:20:01,518 Listen, Goubi. 1213 01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:04,874 Stop calling me "Mme La Fleur"... 1214 01:20:05,040 --> 01:20:06,632 Be nice to me... 1215 01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:10,395 Call me "Juliette"... That's my name. 1216 01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:13,670 "Juliette Goubi." 1217 01:20:14,040 --> 01:20:17,112 Sounds nice. It's comfy! 1218 01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:20,394 Virtue St is something else that's dead and buried. 1219 01:20:20,600 --> 01:20:23,831 Don't ever mention it... particularly to me. 1220 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:25,797 Will you swear to that? 1221 01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:28,393 I swear. 1222 01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:31,560 - They won't get over it. - Who? 1223 01:20:31,720 --> 01:20:33,392 The others down there. 1224 01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:35,750 Father Catolle, Mr Mayor. 1225 01:20:35,920 --> 01:20:38,434 Most of all, those wives of theirs. 1226 01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,355 It'll kill them! 1227 01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:44,438 - And then there's Bertha - Who's she? 1228 01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:47,359 Someone I thought of as queen of the village. 1229 01:20:47,560 --> 01:20:49,630 But now, comparing her to you... 1230 01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:52,598 ...she's a cow. 1231 01:21:09,960 --> 01:21:11,393 I like you a lot, Goubi. 1232 01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:15,114 Do you... 1233 01:21:16,120 --> 01:21:20,079 Do you think the schoolkids will call me "Mr Goubi"? 1234 01:21:20,280 --> 01:21:23,078 They'd better, or they'll cop it! 1235 01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:24,958 But then there's the others. 1236 01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:26,394 The grown-ups. 1237 01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:28,636 They all know I'm an imbecile. 1238 01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:31,109 Even if I have a wife and a car... 1239 01:21:31,280 --> 01:21:33,032 ...I'll always be one. 1240 01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:37,239 It's true... Once the die is cast, that's it. 1241 01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:39,512 And then there's something else. 1242 01:21:39,680 --> 01:21:41,511 You're all that I think about. 1243 01:21:41,680 --> 01:21:43,591 I can't help it. 1244 01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:47,240 One day, thinking about you too much... 1245 01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:50,517 is going to make my head explode. 1246 01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:52,559 Because of you. 1247 01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:56,198 I'm used to people making fun of me. 1248 01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:59,348 But they'll talk about YOU, because of ME... 1249 01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:02,677 ...and I'd hate that. 1250 01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:08,317 You'll have your own land and money in the bank... 1251 01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:11,717 So you'll never stop people talking behind your back. 1252 01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:15,316 The main thing is that they're silent when you turn around! 1253 01:22:18,720 --> 01:22:22,872 So you came to ask me permission to marry La Fleur. 1254 01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:25,913 - Not "La Fleur" anymore. Juliette. - Excuse me. 1255 01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:31,234 if you'd told me this was a certified virgin, chaste and pure... 1256 01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:33,595 ...I would've said... "Goubi, watch out!" 1257 01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:38,356 But in this case, knowing her as I do, I can happily say... "Marry her, my boy! 1258 01:22:39,680 --> 01:22:41,671 Discouraged by their expensive life... 1259 01:22:41,840 --> 01:22:43,717 their work devalued by The Pill... 1260 01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:45,950 defecting streetwalkers... 1261 01:22:46,120 --> 01:22:48,076 are the last refuge of virtue and fidelity. 1262 01:22:48,240 --> 01:22:51,437 These women aspire only to a single social position... 1263 01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:53,995 having exhausted all the others. 1264 01:22:54,200 --> 01:22:55,679 You'll never be a deceived husband. 1265 01:22:55,840 --> 01:22:58,354 I'm liking being married already. I've no illusions about myself. 1266 01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:00,672 How many children do you want? 1267 01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:03,997 I'll have to ask Juliette... 1268 01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:07,391 if she has something planned, but I don't think so. 1269 01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:11,110 If our girl takes after mummy... 1270 01:23:11,280 --> 01:23:12,952 and our boy after daddy... 1271 01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:16,157 we'll have a steel-drum parade... 1272 01:23:16,320 --> 01:23:18,595 and the house will be too small. 1273 01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:22,713 There is only one true house, Goubi... Welfare! 1274 01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:27,158 I have 2 boys. When they were babies I put them on welfare. 1275 01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:30,949 The best college in France. Our Oxford, our Harvard. 1276 01:23:31,120 --> 01:23:34,669 After 18 years on welfare, they're ready for life's challenges. 1277 01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:38,549 Now they're total welfare-abusers, like their father! 1278 01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:42,395 What a shame your bride-to-be had not been raised by me! 1279 01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:44,956 She'd regret it. 1280 01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:46,678 But think about it... 1281 01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:48,193 It's not only her... 1282 01:23:49,040 --> 01:23:52,874 The world's full of people coming from who knows where. 1283 01:23:54,280 --> 01:23:56,840 Don't worry... They'll be paying for us. 1284 01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:25,951 - What are you doing? - Take the wheel. 1285 01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:30,557 You really are afraid of nothing. 1286 01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:32,517 You've got to show them... 1287 01:24:32,680 --> 01:24:35,990 You have to stick it right up them... you have to flabbergast them. 1288 01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:38,993 - What do I do? - Put in first gear. 1289 01:24:39,160 --> 01:24:41,310 - Where's the handle? - There. 1290 01:24:55,360 --> 01:24:58,909 Put it into second. On the left, by your leg. 1291 01:24:59,080 --> 01:25:01,913 Press the clutch at the same time. Your left leg! 1292 01:25:03,240 --> 01:25:05,913 - Your left leg! - Which is that? 1293 01:25:09,040 --> 01:25:10,598 The clutch! 1294 01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:12,438 - Which? - Your left leg! 1295 01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:13,868 The left pedal! 1296 01:25:14,040 --> 01:25:16,759 - Fucking pedal! Oh, I'm sorry! 1297 01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:24,388 Hit me, to check I'm not dreaming! 1298 01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:28,950 Must be that southern wine! 1299 01:25:29,400 --> 01:25:31,311 I'd better give it up. 1300 01:25:38,040 --> 01:25:42,033 - I can't believe it! - Good God! It can't be possible! 1301 01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:55,588 - Who's the crazy guy? - The steel-drum champion! 1302 01:25:56,800 --> 01:25:59,360 Go to it, Jean-Marie! Super-dooper! 1303 01:25:59,560 --> 01:26:01,278 He plays on Radio Luxembourg. 1304 01:26:01,440 --> 01:26:04,113 - Put it into third, Goubi. - If I can. 1305 01:26:04,280 --> 01:26:05,793 Put it into third! 1306 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:07,274 Watch what you're doing! 1307 01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:21,718 Brake, brake! 1308 01:26:21,880 --> 01:26:23,757 The middle pedal! 1309 01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:32,035 Goubi's piece of soil. 1310 01:26:39,120 --> 01:26:42,430 Over there, I see a large room with tiled floors. 1311 01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:44,392 The kitchen here. 1312 01:26:44,600 --> 01:26:46,079 There, the laundry. 1313 01:26:46,240 --> 01:26:48,390 And our bedroom up there. 1314 01:26:49,040 --> 01:26:50,075 Then there's... 1315 01:26:51,760 --> 01:26:53,398 There's something else. 1316 01:26:56,720 --> 01:26:57,755 What's that? 1317 01:26:57,960 --> 01:27:01,032 Well now... As far as looking after the animals 1318 01:27:01,200 --> 01:27:04,158 ...bringing in fodder, cutting timber is concerned... 1319 01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:07,949 ...I think that because you'd have ME, you're doing the right thing. 1320 01:27:08,120 --> 01:27:11,112 But as for the other things... 1321 01:27:14,020 --> 01:27:15,352 For the other things... 1322 01:27:15,452 --> 01:27:18,431 You can leave it to me. 1323 01:28:52,320 --> 01:28:54,390 Subtitles by FatPlank for KG